Introducing a better way to split wood
Have you ever been frustrated with having to keep picking up firewood from the ground after you split it, or even worse, having to re-set a log after a missed hit, or to split a log into smaller pieces? Troubled by trying to get an unevenly cut log to stand up?
Are you wanting an alternative to the loud, polluting, expensive hydraulic splitters?
The Firewood Fetter(TM) (patented) is the answer to your prayers! It makes splitting wood by hand much easier on your back, faster, and more enjoyable. It attaches to your splitting block and can hold multiple logs to be split without having to reload the block after every hit. It's easily portable, quiet, non-polluting, requires no gas or oil, and eliminates bending over to pick up split wood.
If you have any questions, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org